The clamour of bodies pressed onwards; jagged angles of steel, bone and cloth protruded from the righteous invaders. Ice crunched brittle under the heavy armoured soles of the armour vanguard. Glorious beacons of light, their armour seemingly dwarving their slender forms. Behind them remains were all that were left of the corrupting influence of the Lich king soon to be expunged following the conciousness their bodies once housed.
The Princes had fallen. The Queen was in sight, soon the King would be brought to account.
The matriachal leader of the pestilent vampires that were housed in the crimson wing of ice crown stood resplendant in her monsterous mutations. The Blood Queen. Birth mother of the sparkling aberations slaughtered below. Rumour has it she earned her name due to the red tide being a constant struggle, thus explaining her temprement and the need to drink blood.
Plans were drawn up,
"It's like the demon from the trials!"
"with the fire and stuff?"
"Yeah, except it has that brain link from Yogg.. but thats slightly different.. and she dosnt spawn adds.. and she has a flying phase... and you need 2 tanks... and then theres that vampire thing......"
"Huh?"
...
Plans were re-drawn up
"Ok so its like Yogg with the brain link but you cancel it by running at each other.. think back to the future just close your eyes and run fast enough and it'll be ok!"
"uhhhh ok"
"Right.. but its also like Jaraxxis with the fire, you run away with that"
"right away with fire, at each other with linky"
"YEAH!"
"right.. what about the flying stuff and bites then?"
"oh yeah uhhh flying thing just try not to die.. and er biting you just bite someone doing good dps"
"so when the top 4 are dead who do we bite?"
" some noob I guess just make sure you bite someone"
"Bigbad then?"
"Sure if you have to."
Plans set we advanced to sure glory!
(in death)Humiliating as it was the advance faltered as the batvampireemolesbiantypethingboss proceeding to exploit our one weakness. Having to think a little
WOE BETIDE US HAVING TO CONSIDER OUR POSITION MOVEMENT AND NOT JUST TUNNELING A BOSS! OUR GREATEST PLANS LAID TO WASTE BY 1 EMO FREAKY CHICK!
Fortunatly Sekoran still new to his rank amongst the officers came up with an idea to save us all from despair!
haha no I kid really HAH as if.
We got an addon that told people how to play. Sometimes leading is like being a MASTER OF PUPPETS NANANANA!
with the peons strung up and pointing in the correct direction we set about pulling the levers, by a shear stroke of luck which had nothing to do with our 'improvements' we made progress! Battered beaten and bruised we fought on! For what does not kill you only makes you stronger! We rose up bestial in might and vanquished the wench another batch of shitty non plate dps epics dropped and I believe someone may have spoilt their frilly pink panties.
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