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[Hellfish]

Our brave adventurers once again assaulted the dread Citadel, the chilling pinnacle of the Lich Kings dominion. One target in mind; Professor Putricide. His ghoulish abominations banished to the depths from which they were borne the path was clear mere minions stood before us and the manic manipulator! With songs in heart and passion in chest we marched upon his dwelling! Admiral Akbar was the first to react.

"IT'S A TRAAAAAAAP!!!"

Unfortunatly the insect swarm scoured his body clean as the rest of the group reacted, and then routinely AoE'd the entire swarm down wondering what sort of inept moron designed a trap that actually does fuck all.

Carrying on we strode into his room proper. Strange liquids gurgled and odd gasses swirled. The father of the vanquished abominations worked fervenatly behind a large desk covered in a multitude of flasks, beakers and containers.

"CHAAAAAAAARGE!" yelled Zepiroth as he shot the boss before valiantly falling over. The judges awarded 9, 8 and 9.5 scores for the ninja pull and subsequent feign.

The battle raged for weeks. He threw green shit at the ranged like some sort of radioactive monkey. He farted into bottles and dropped them on melee. He summoned the Blob! That terror of yester year, then he summoned another and another and another. They ate everything in their path and not a fire extinguisher in sight! If only we had magic and big axes and shit, that'd sort them out!

... oh yeah

So we killed the blobs.

uhh yeah..In desperation Sekoran made a blind dash(fat arse) for the table! He pulled an acrobatic headstand inserted a funnel... into his mouth(filthy pervs) and began to chug potions like they're cherry cola! Amazingly it made his normally hideous form slightly less so and he proceeding to eat the shit off the floor.. His mother really should've taught him better . Suddenly GAS! No not Junia, the conieving boss flung tear gas at us. It's truly a sad sight seeing 25 grown nerds crying

Running to the table he drank the rest of the mess, turning into the very abominations he once created! Aparently being an abomination increases your shit flinging capabilities! The room was literally covered in weird green abomination shit. It was dripping from the walls, it was dripping from the ceiling; it was dripping from Sekorans mouth. Caked in abomination excrement we flung all we had at him (though not the crap.. thats just wrong sickos). When all seemed lost he fell!


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Good news everyone! I've written a new post!

With the plague wing clear we had a choice. Emo faggy vampires or RP Frost wing.. well we already had our thermals on and after Twilight I dont think I ever want to see another sparkling vampire so frost wing it was!

See RP event bla bla I throw sticks noo i die bla bla ZERG MOAR HEHEH

+1 frost emblem

And now we're at the new Boss! Valsomethingorother Dreamwalker! Sounds like a night elf version of Freddy Krueger to me. I bring your nightmares alive! NIGHTMARES OF SODOMY!!! Suffice it to say Junia liked this bit.

Personally I was hoping for another Vaelastraz encounter. HEY LOOK BOSS LOW HEALTH WE PEW PEW YES?! Unfortunatly it was boring. Cleave trash. Cleave trash. Cleave trash.  I asked how the boss was going along but it seemed to be gaining health. Really you'd think they'd stop healing it. I mean whats the point. Everyone knows big npc + dps = shiny purples. Damned noobs .

There really were alot of mobs.. you know none of them gave loot either. Souls yes ..mmm souls tasty tasty souls.. You know gnome souls are tangy? Quite like those sour sweets you can get. You know the ones where you bite and you scrunch your face up cos of the extreme tang. Its like that.. I like gnome souls very tasty. Lich souls are like lemonade ice lollies they're ok but pretty plain. I wish there were more gnomes in ICC..


where was I..

Dreamwalker right, druidy dragon. Yeah.. so aparently he's a total hippy and the healers kept going on about flying through the fucking air and eating this green stuff. aparently they thought it made them heal better. Personally I think they had too many special mushrooms or some shit. I mean really... sigh.

So anyway after this trippy hippy fest the big faggot of a boss gets up and leaves. Just teleports out. I knew we should've been attacking him not these crappy mobs .

On the plus side he left his box behind (not that box). There were a few shiny druid toys in there. Nothing plate or smashy so I didnt much care. Crap loot

Dreamwalker

Good news everyone! I've written a new post!

(bigbadfailure trying to prove he can fly really. Doing about as well as when he attempts to prove he can dps)

[Haldon]

Awesomeness!

Another brilliant story

Good job everyone and ty fish .

[Micek]

love them stories fish 8D

[Arcadia]

love them stories fish 8D

QFT. I pop here every once in a while and you always make me happy when I see a new news post!

[Bigbadwoodo]

(bigbadfailure trying to prove he can fly really. Doing about as well as when he attempts to prove he can dps)

I am so fucking proud of that one, it worked exactly as I wanted it too ^^

Oh and also awsume story!

[Jehuet]

Great story telling skills, enchanting and creative!

[Konstantine]

Ha captivating storytelling as always : )

Super congratz guys, and awesome realm rank <3

[Makashi]

Can you ppl please keep it down, he is cocky enough as it is!

But it cant be untold from me either, your have an excellent imagination, really fun and catchy reading!
You could get far cash wise with that you know

[Bigbadwoodo]

Can you ppl please keep it down, he is cocky enough as it is!

But it cant be untold from me either, your have an excellent imagination, really fun and catchy reading!
You could get far cash wise with that you know

We talked about this, he's gonna make his own reality show.

[Hellfish]

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