Once more we go forth! Once more we venture into the breach! Once more we slaver over shiny shiny new epics... oooo purples..
Once more I forget where we were last time...
*mumbles* uhh huh Deathwhisper uh huh, jizz stains.. mmh rocketass bear heh.. mmm Saurfang
.. Officer chat lulz... animal abuse...0.o... hmmm
Right then! ONCE MORE WE.. no did that part.. uhhh right yes!
A fair while has passed since my last sanctioned babble in the news section. So before they stop me I'll ramble on!
With not one but TWO new wings released since the last update we should have plenty to discuss. Unfortunatly as we came out the other side of the Christmas/Jul break from raiding we discovered that the new Yo-Yo some people got proved to be too much of a distraction and we lost a number of active raid members. This in turn has lead to a number of new recruits entering the guild. I hope all of whom are settling down nicely and have learned Kvit's bite is usualy worse than his bark.
So much written and so little said. I'm off to a good start!
The first of the new wings was the Plague wing. In typical Nax style it boasts gimps, abominations and aberrations created by the wicked hands of the undead apothocaries. Oddly the first encounters in this wing are not bosses. Upon facerolling our way through the trash and mocking mobias for his vitality deficiency we came upon two gluth look a likes. Precious and Stinky. Personally I prefer stinky but it seems Precious won the veritable Crufts of undead patchwork doggy shows. I cannot fathom why! Regardless pulling them carefully I hoped they'd reward my example of skill with some shinies. I was sorely dissapointed as all they did was wear a few durability points off my armour
. Although we did see why stinky was so named.. stank worse than Junia!
Then the worst dilema of the night! Right or Left?.. Riiight or leeeffft... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT OOOOOOR LEEEEEEFFFT... hmmmmmm...
I forget which way we went. I'm sure however it was an astute choice based on principle, tactics and an overall stratagem.
The first boss was Festergut.. or Rotface.. lets pretend it was Rotface and I know what I'm on about.
We strode bravely through the plagued halls of the enemy! The chill from the throne stabbed through the air piercing our souls and slowing our movements. It seemed that even inside hidden from the cold air of Northrend there was no respite. For all our endevour we were rewarded by a pustual bespeckled monster sporting a weasel growing our of his shoulders extra eyes and an elongated stomach! A sickening site for even the most avid dragonslayer. However no fear was felt! .. except for those of us that bothered to make half an effort so we could be condescending to those that had not in our preparation.
the fight engaged, the monster swung our tanks died.. we wiped.. fuck.
we tried again and again and eventually people managed to stop taking a huge failturd on the raid and spawned the green crap blobs outside the raid grouping and the boss went down!
shiny purples were looted!
we didnt take a picture..so instead have this
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actually no we did take a picture (the week after shhh!!) dont worry!
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We then proceeded to go kill his little friend.. who was in fact the exact same heigh and size.. so not really his little friend at all... oh well.
The Festergut fight went alot smoother in terms of progression, or maybe Im just fooling myself who knows! Anyway we go in I whine, Kvit whines. We both whine to each other in /o. We whine some more and shake fists in anger. Peons do good, peons get purple!
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We did attempt an attack upon the father of these abominations. However our plans came to naught and we faltered. A little time passed and we put paid to the abominations without much improvement in 25m on their daddykins. Something we intend to right very soon!
However a new wing just openenenenened! I heard it was full of Vampires!
BUFFY? THE LOST BOYS? DUSK BEFORE DAWN? OMG AWESOME BROODY SEXY SUPER
omg edward! omg he sparkles omg omg ... who the fu...
omg he's perfect, but im a whiney little bitch with no personality and indistinct looks. Why would he love me Im just a blank canvas a mobile manaquin! OH BUT HE DOES .. oo I think I came a little tee hee... ok fuck that
BURN THE SHIT DOWN! wasting perfectly good vampire references. Shit I didnt even get to Blade! Remember the opening to Blade? FUCKING RAVE BOOM BOOM BOOM TSSS UHN UHN TSS TSS WOOO PARTY! Hot chicks dancing on each other? awwwwesome then suddenly...blood! Blade walks in and clears the room kicking Vampire arse with a shotgun and a fucking Katana! DID HE FUCKING SPARKLE? DID HE ? NO HE DID NOT. Unless you coun the shiny sparkles of fucking blood!
gah..
right where was I...
uhhh vampires.. right
Ok yes!
The trash here really does suck, in combat saps, shadow step. HUGE CRITS.. not cool
(also mobs with a working charge again... blizz hate me). We cleared the small packs and entered the room.
"AHA! They're all dead already! easy loot! Clearly they heard Mythic were coming headed by the charismatic Candiru and androgenus Aishi!"
unfortunatly I had a slight sneaking suspicion this wouldnt prove to be all.. and it was right
good bye my shinies...
The three bosses rose as one and emoted some gay faggotry about setbacks bla bla.. elves.. It didnt take long for us to figure out a positioning and tactic based around the guilds special....
talents and the kill looked like a distinct possibility. So much so the game decided to give us not just the three bosses we were fighting but the entire damned wing all at once just to test us out! We hadnt planned on this... how could we be so remiss in our planning! Why did we not say to ourselves
"What if the Queen adds to hte fight for some reason? It could happen right?..."
Well I dont know I really dont clearly its obvious the entire wing could be pulled back to uh.. big red guy.. uhhhh Vaels room yes yes thats the joke the kiddies used to use right? Pull it back to Vaels room and aoe LOLOOL.. Humour.. I just dont get it
After that time we decided the warlocks were all emo vampire loving faggots that probably touched themselves while reading Twilight and wishing they were that walking talking manaquin and could get a good cold cocking from the vampiric addonis that is Edward. So we made Aishi do it.
His gypsy curses and love of raw garlic soon saw off the overgrown mosquito
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cant say I blame the blood sucker
However disgusting as he is it did spell the end of our trials that night and soon the pansy princes fell. Much to the disgust of Galvanized (who cant spell his own name right) no mace dropped for me to ninja and mock him for. sigh..
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That may have been the end of our 25m adventure however quickly I will congratulate the 10m group who cleared te entire instance in 1 day! While wishing the other group the best of luck. We're all sure you'll manage next week time allowing
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oh and here is a picture of a chimp with some cake
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Cakes are awesome even chimps know it!
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